Fun with Trump and Friends

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Finely crafted, tin foil hat liners made in the USA from the finest tin.  Note the characteristic glow of telepathy waves that are being deflected from our liner -- and thus preventing thought control by outside influences. Note the protection of models from Ultra Purple rays known to influence human behavior. Impeccably sourced from North Korea, Syria, Nambia, Nipple, Button, and select U.S. red states. 

Show your support for "The Greatest" team in all of time and history. Supplies are limited, so hurry. More great bumper stickers to be released next Tuesday, when the revised Trump Healthcare Plan is released! 

The perfect complement to our Custom Hat Liners.  Together, these two products give you the highest levels of protection for today's socialist and Fake News environment.  More mask designs coming soon, including a comfortable, breathable silk fishnet weave! 

[Note: Just Add Bleach is a joke; you should never add bleach to your mask!!! Breathing bleach vapor is highly dangerous and could kill you]

Three super science tools! Use our super efficient hand-held forest rakes to fire-proof large tracks of mismanaged forests. Edit bad or fake science with infallible permanent ink (especially useful for climate change and weather edits) or simply cover it up with White-on. All three are guaranteed to make you the envy of your professional colleagues.  

Must have accessories for when you have to explain Trump's most objectionable statements. Choose between the standard wood nose pins (for run-of-the-mill offensive tweets) or our nose-fitting industrial bear trap design for particularly egregious events (e.g., belittling John McCain's service or mocking disabled people). 

Honor the MVP of the VP debate by wearing a stylish lapel or hair pin!  Make a bold statement about your values and vision for our country. Choose between the classic natural look or the patriotic red, white, and blue stunner! 

Coming Soon!

Read up on Trump's most recent wins, flattering biographies, and stunning accolades from Trump's best friends in their jailhouse novels. 

Items will be added as soon as Government Censors clear each item!